Naughty Noddy and Bad Big Ears

25th September 2016 by  in Daily Digest

Two of our regular riding buddies are former boys in blue – my old mate Noddy* was a pretty senior policeman until he retired, while his mate Big Ears was a detective of some sort before hanging up his truncheon. Naturally, you’d assume they were the most law-abiding of the bunch of us.

But apparently they got stopped for speeding last week. I’m not saying there was any old-boy’s network or funny handshaking going on, but they were let off. However, apparently they got what Noddy described as “a full service, top-drawer bollocking so severe I’d almost rather have had the three points”.

Naturally, when he told us, none of the rest of us laughed.



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